Top 10 from my Similes lesson

1. You are unique like Albert Einstein. 
2. You are original as yourself.
3. You are very cool like my grandfather.
4. You are as fierce as angry bird.
5. This class is wonderful like sunshine.
6. You are like Teacher because you are brave.
7. You are as cool as America.
8. You are as pretty as Chelsea Clark.
9. You are as smelly as rubbish.
10. You are dumb like Sunday.

This was my alternative to teaching about Valentines day, which is outlawed here in Malaysia. They were supposed to be using similes to complement each other. As you can see they succeeded most of the time, but teenage boys and compliments are the same everywhere.